“Back in my day we invented the Web!” – HTTP/1.0
Why are they blaming us elders for bugs we never caused? We were just simple text on a socket!
“I am once again asking you to stop downgrading connections.” – HTTP/1.0
Please leave my son HTTP/1.1 out of this. He had nothing to do with those desync antics!
“FREEEEEDOM!” – Braveheart/HTTP/1.0 hybrid
Like William Wallace, we may be outdated, but we’ll scream “FREEDOM!” until the very last 200 OK!
HTTP clients right now
Modern browsers ➡️ checking out HTTP/3 while totally ignoring their faithful partners 1.0 & 1.1. Rude.